NO TIME FOR BLOGS!

New reviews will be coming in soon. I'm in the middle of moving and working crazy hours. Be on the look out for my review of "Splatter Farm" early next week. I may even throw up a concert review as well for the upcoming Rockstar Mayhem Festival featuring Slayer. Hope whoever is out there reading is still thrashing and slashing in our absence.

Knee deep, elbow deep... Whatever you call it...

Here is the deal... I don't care about the fact your girlfriend dumped you, or you're trying to make it across country to do something... What the **** ever... Can I get a horror movie where it starts knee deep in ****, where the kids are running or hiding... None of this wasted time trying to get me to like or sympathize with these chotches... I watch this for the slasher, give me his story and get to the killin. Seriously this establishing a group of youth to be killed is horse ****. It's kind of like trying to have a conversation with a one night stand, get to the good stuff and bounce. You don't even have to buy me dinner. I want right inside the action, the thrill of the hunt and the release of sweet gore. Yeah I get it, it's kind of sad when you know these kids are semi-good... But **** em. If they were so good and smart why take the long neglected road, or stay the night at the bed and breakfast, or go into the swamp at night for sex... I seldomly care about the victims, and sympathize more with the slasher. Tell me the tale of said slasher and how no one but his mom and god loved him, so he kills... I want to know more about him, show me his home, show me his precious moments collection, or some other creepy ass doll collection...
Tell me about how his factory closed and the economic strife of his town that got all ghost town and he is forced to walk the streets with a mask of flesh. I demand his tale, I wanna love "him", not some half-assed teen stereotypes. Tell me about the the first kids (presumably black people, lol) who fell to his giant oversized pick axe (or whatever he wields)... What was his rise to fame...

You see this is why against the grain films like "Behind the Mask" just kick ass.

Butcher Cassidy out and about...

THE HORROR....

Butcher Cassidy here... Telling you a tale of great WTF... I am currently listening to "Besk" and it is good, and maybe some "Artimus Pyle" I dunno, I need cheering up kids... My beloved 360 red ringed... So... I buy a new one... Here is what it was missing

One 60 gig Hard Drive (bro... seriously bro...)
One Controller (lol...)
Booklets (wtf ever)
Headset (cool whatev... Don't wanna hear a 13 year use the N word anyways)

So... Refund is in works and no more from this site... I am now listening to "Disfear"... Well monday I will have a new 360 I hope... One that works, and can play vs 13 year old white suburban racist homophobes....